I walked down the street
like a good girl should
He followed me down the street
like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
wherever he may be
So listen and I tell you
what this fellow did to me
I walked to my house
like a good girl should
He followed me to my house
like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
what this fellow did to me
I never saw the boy before,
so nothing could be sillier
At closer range
his face was strange
but his manner was familar
So I walked up the stairs
like a good girl should
He followed me up the stairs
like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
what this fellow did to me
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I stepped to my door
like a good girl should
He stopped at my door
like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
what this fellow did to me
He asked me for a good night kiss
I said it's still good day
I would have told him more, except
His lips got in the way
So I talked to my ma like a good girl should
And ma talked to pa like I knew she would
And they all agreed on the married life for me
The guy is my guy wherever he may be
So I walked down the aisle
like a good girl should
He followed me down the aisle
like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
wherever he may be
And now youv'e heard the story
of what someone did to me
That's what he did to me