Policemen, put your guns down
and caress each other
For we are back together
Thieves wearing a cap
Don't go up the hill
Chill out, we're back together
But if we ever split up
If we stop being together
Stop, because if we stop
The world will end
Doctors in the ORs
Drop your scalpels
For we are back together
Near-death patients
Look how fortunate you are:
We are back together
But if we ever split up
If we stop being together
Stop, because if we stop
The world will end
For those of you in the Titanic
Stop fussing and fighting
We are back together
Don't be so sad, Romeo
Juliet is dead
But we are back together
But if we ever split up
If we stop being together
Stop, because if we stop
The world will end
Stop, because if we stop the world
Stop, because if we stop
Stop, because if we stop the world
Stop, because if we stop
Stop, because if we stop the world
Stop, because if we stop
Stop, because if we stop the world
Stop!