A four legged friend, a four legged friend,
he’ll never let you down.
He’s honest and faithful right up to the end,
that wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend.
A woman’s like cactus, and cactus can hurt,
’coz she’s just a tight-waisted winky-eyed flirt;
she’ll soon have your land and your pride and your gold,
and bury you deep long before you grow old.
A four legged friend, a four legged friend,
he’ll never let you down.
He’s honest and faithful right up to the end,
that wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend.
A two legged hombre is worthless as sand,
he’ll smile like a saint with a gun in his hand;
he’ll promise to stick by your side like a pal,
but he’ll also promise the same to your gal.
A four legged friend, a four legged friend,
he’ll never let you down.
He’s honest and faithful right up to the end,
that wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend.
Who carries your burden, who carries your load
on tumbleweed land or a long dusty road?
Who asks you no questions, who tells you no lies?
That four legged friend with the two honest eyes.
A four legged friend, a four legged friend,
he’ll never let you down.
He’s honest and faithful right up to the end,
that wonderful four legged friend.
That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend.
Woah, Trigger!