A Four Legged Friend lyrics

A four legged friend, a four legged friend,

he’ll never let you down.

He’s honest and faithful right up to the end,

that wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend.

A woman’s like cactus, and cactus can hurt,

’coz she’s just a tight-waisted winky-eyed flirt;

she’ll soon have your land and your pride and your gold,

and bury you deep long before you grow old.

A four legged friend, a four legged friend,

he’ll never let you down.

He’s honest and faithful right up to the end,

that wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend.

A two legged hombre is worthless as sand,

he’ll smile like a saint with a gun in his hand;

he’ll promise to stick by your side like a pal,

but he’ll also promise the same to your gal.

A four legged friend, a four legged friend,

he’ll never let you down.

He’s honest and faithful right up to the end,

that wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend.

Who carries your burden, who carries your load

on tumbleweed land or a long dusty road?

Who asks you no questions, who tells you no lies?

That four legged friend with the two honest eyes.

A four legged friend, a four legged friend,

he’ll never let you down.

He’s honest and faithful right up to the end,

that wonderful four legged friend.

That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend.

Woah, Trigger!