I'm already nervous at 6
Because tonight you're taking me to your parents' house
You told me I have to call them "Sir" and "Madam"
Because they're old fashioned. Is it the middle ages?
OK, I go in. I'm Emiliano, nice to meet you.
Your dad offers me a seat
Then he says "My daughter told me about you
and your coffee business in St Tropez.
I look at you like "What?"
"What have you said about me?"
"They don't know that I support myself with rap?"
Meanwhile your mum looks at my tattooes
I wonder if she knows I have loads more underneath
Then he asks "You play sport? Where are you from?
Where did you meet, you and her?"
I say a Lana del Ray concert even if we were drunk at a rave
They don't know anything about us
About what you want, what you want
Your dad looks at you like you're a saint, what's that?
What does he think we're doing when you stay at mine, eh?
CHORUS:
Tomorrow I'm coming for dinner at your parents'
What have you told them, what do they know about us?
They would like a guy who's more chic with a degree and a job but you like it like this
Maybe though they don't like me, no no, eh eh
They don't like me, no no, eh eh
They don't like me, no no, eh eh
They don't like me, no no, eh eh
Seeing that your dad hasn't offered me a drink
I'll get the wine and fill up my glass
The more I send down, the less nervous I feel
And so I start calling your dad "you"
"Listen, mate, seriously I'm sorry
Your daughter's told you a bunch of shit
I've never been to St Tropez and don't drink coffee
Not even in Vimercate
"Your poodle disgusts me
I've got 2 pitbulls in my garden
They're my guard dogs cos where I live
If thieves break in I'll shoot them straight off
"I'm not your kind of guy
You've been stuck with a fucking bad boy!
We're not going to get along because
You don't like me and I don't like you"
Now your dad's going off his head
Your mum says "Get out of here"
I'm leaving for you, you know
But tomorrow night we're eating at my parents'
CHORUS
You know why daughters love and parents hate me?
I don't have a job but I know lots of positions
You have 4 recessions, I at least have songs
But the pay is better than a degree from Bocconi