Mulkut [English translation]

I step into the room, looking like your father

I take out the snake and these bitches scream for more

I ooze toxic testosterone

I have no reason to come out of this box

If you were a boss lady, baby

your euro would be a euro and not some fucking chicken feed

The roof is armored glass

I look at women and see only conquests and jailbaits

Yeah I fuck fans and surely you're the most beautiful

but when we talk it's all-male panel

And you have that honey trap between your legs

This is a dude-anthem and next comes the hook

Boys will be boys (That's right)

Humor is raunchy (That's right)

Hey dear brother, life is a game and it goes like this (That's right)

Boo-hoo-hoo it's not my fault

I'm a white hetero, others should content themselves

No, we're not letting assholes win (What?)

No, we're not letting assholes win

I'm a manly man, too wimpy or too small is not a man

A pacifist or a junkie is not a man, too beautiful or too feeble is not a man

You can already tell it from the word, feeble equals fag

You're not a real man, you're a pussy

A real man is what a real man wants to be

A real man is an asshole and there's nothing wrong with it

My car model is Janis Petke1

A real man doesn't sentimentalize, he only coughs for a moment

He doesn't regret and never apologizes

and freezes drunk in the snow

Boys will be boys (That's right)

Humor is raunchy (That's right)

Hey dear brother, life is a game and it goes like this (That's right)

Boo-hoo-hoo it's not my fault

I'm a white hetero, others should content themselves

No, we're not letting assholes win (They say)

No, we're not letting assholes win

(What are they saying?)

And the third verse is for the little asses

Excuse me, I meant for the little ones

And those few idiots who snort peas up their nose

Soon I can't go to the local supermarket anymore

When kids sing these lines during break

I guess words become weapons, toy gun goes bang bang

And that's why I polish my shield

A chauvinist passive could clean up today

Someone else could do something about it

"Might as well try that one too", I'm liberal like that

I promise I won't do this again

but turn all the flaps2 around

Okay

Boys will be boys (That's right)

Humor is raunchy (That's right)

Hey dear brother, life is a game and it goes like this (That's right)

Boo-hoo-hoo it's not my fault

I'm a white hetero, others should content themselves

No, we're not letting assholes win

No, we're not letting assholes win

1. Janis Petke = a fictional character initially introduced in the comedy show Kummeli, which later became a popular username and virtual character on internet forums2. could also be 'jokes' because 'läppä' means both