Go Kindergarten lyrics

[Intro: Andy & Robyn]

Party people (party people)

We have taken control of your minds (your minds)

So get on the floor (oh, yeah)

‘Cause it’s time to kick up dirt, now let’s work (huh!)

[Chorus: Robyn]

Hey, we’re gonna dance tonight, okay?

We all shining bright

Let the music take you away, don’t ask questions

Just do everything that we say

[Verse 1: Jorma, Andy, & Kiv]

On the floor! Ladies, shake that ass

Shake that, shake that ass, work it, twerk it, drop it fast

Fellas! Whip your dick out, whip, whip your dick out

Indiana Jones and whip your fucking dick out

Now punch your friend! Punch, punch your friend

Get on the fucking floor and punch your best friend

Make your butt look flat, make that shit flat

Use the art of perspective or hide it in a hat

Go stupid, get stupid, because we said to do it

Go dumb, eat garbage, we going kindergarten

[Chorus: Robyn]

Yeah, you know, some of it might seem strange

But don’t think, just obey

Let the music play, ’cause we put it in the song

So do everything that we say

[Verse 2: Jorma, Andy, Kiv, (Robyn), All, & The Lonely Island]

Have a motherfucking baby on the floor

Raise it in the club, home-school it by the door

Now be ambidextrous – fuckin’ ambidextrous

We’ll come around and test you, it’s a biggie on our checklist

Now ladies, whip your dick out, whip, whip your dick out

Don’t ask how, just fuckin’ figure it out

Now make your booty speak, teach that ass English

Make it suck helium and talk like this

Now eat a banana, potassium for stamina

Then build a school (yeah), burn it down (yeah)

Get on the floor and do it now

Fuck a house (yeah), eat a shoe (yeah), all because we told you to!

[Bridge: Robyn, Andy, & Jorma]

So raise your glass, then break the glass

Then stomp your bare feet on the glass

Champagne corks, pop 'em off

Middle fingers up, now chop ‘em off

Then pose nude for a family friend

Never speak of it again

The party’s here, and you can’t escape

So just do everything that we say

[Outro: The Lonely Island]

Go zombie, be brainless

Here we are, entertain us

Get stupid, go moron

We going kindergarten