Finest Girl [Bin Laden Song] lyrics

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life

Wanted to take her home, make her my wife

Knew she was a freak when she started talking

She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"

(Ooh woah) That girl was freak

She said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden, fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government

Fucked Bin Laden

Uh, se was a freaky kind of girl

Kept up with current events from all around the world

More specifically one event

The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head

She said "Do me like that"

But I couldn't track the metaphor

That said, I can see you horny like a stegasaur

That said, again your request is so irregular

She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door

Then a turban, then a tunic

She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"

I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping

She demanded that I fuck her like we

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government

Fucked Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax

With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden

You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)

My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)

Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro

She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no

Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go

She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta

"Terrorize that pussy", "Gotta terrorize that pussy"

So I did it, improvised some crazy shit

Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit

She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"

I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting

The President called, he said "Congratulations Conner"

I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"

He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden

I gots to know how you fucked her like we

Fucked Bin Laden"

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden

Ohh this girl insisted that

The way we did it was merciless and exact

Just like the now world famous attack that fucked

Osama Bin Laden