Land of the Death

The minotaur's my butler

Cyclops my valet

A centaur drives my chariot that takes me down the way

Through a river made of fire

And a street that's paved with bones

I got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to walk me to my throne

In the Land of the Death

Heck, boy! Ain't it grand?

I'm the overlord of the underworld

'Cause I hold Horror's hand

In the Land of the Death

I'm Dark Side royalty,

I'm far renowned in the Underground

And you can't take that from me!

Cerberus's my lapdog,

As loyal as can be

My bed is made of Skulls,

I'm in the lap of luxury.

I got a Dragon Blood jacuzzi,

The Gordon think it's cool,

And seven headed hydra living in my swimming pool.

In the Land of the Death,

Heck, boy! Ain't it grand?

I'm the overlord of the Underworld,

'Cause I hold Horror's hand

In the Land of the Death

I'm Dark Side royalty,

I'm far renowned in the Underground

And you can't take that away from me!