45 лет [45 let] [English translation]

In the joke shop

There are plastic poops

Which cost only 200 roubles.

I'll buy it and gift to Natasha.

She won't respond me with a smile,

And just someone will say sadly:

Dude, you're 45 years old!

Try and find a job!

Dude, you're 45 years old!

Try and find a job!

I've made heavy metal rock band,

The coolest one in the world!

The performance was arranged in a trendy club,

The advertisment was given on the Internet.

That perfomance was visited by five crippled.1

Someone shouted from the concert hall:

Dude, you're 45 years old!

Try and find a job!

Dude, you're 45 years old!

Try and find a job!

I ordered a super cream,

The penis enlargement one.

I invited my friends to prove

That it helps instantly.

So well, now I don't have friends anymore.

Someone, leaving my place, said nervously:

Dude, you're 45 years old!

Try and find a job!

Dude, you're 45 years old!

Try and find a job!

Try and find a job!

1. "That perfomance was visited by five crippled" - the unpopular colloquial Russian idiom was used here. In short, it means that hardly anybody was at that event.