'E Dunno Where 'E Are lyrics

Jack Jones is well known to everybody,

Round about the market, don't yer see

I've no fault to find wiv Jack at all

When 'e's as 'e used to be

But somehow, since 'e's 'ad the bullion

Left 'e 'as altered for the wust

When I see the way 'e treats old pals

I am filled wiv nothing but disgust

'E sez as 'ow we isn't class enuf

'E sez we ain't upon a par

Wiv 'im just because 'e's better off

Won't smoke a pipe, must take on a cigar

Chorus: When 'e's up at Covent Garden

You can see 'im standin' all alone

Won't join in a quiet Tommy Dodd

Drinking Scotch and Sodas on 'is own

'E 'as the cheek and impidence to call

'Is muvver 'is ma

Since Jack came into a little bit of splosh

Why, 'e don't know who 'e are

Wears boots as pinches up 'is awk'ard feet

I've seen 'im in a collar and tie

When I saw 'e'd got a diamond pin

Felt as if I'd like to die

'E drives up in an 'ansom every day

Tho' 'e's big enough to walk

Speaks as though 'e was a Colonel Norf

Nearly makes yer ill to 'ear 'im talk

One day I saw 'im wiv a top-'at on

'E said 'e'd bought anuvver fer 'is pa

Wears gloves and no mistake they're kid

Which shows the josser don't know where 'e are.