Now, let’s get to the studded codpiece
Oh yes
Do you have a sense of humor about that?
I mean, does that seem funny to you, or you…
No, no, it holds in, it holds in my manhood
That’s right
Otherwise it would be too much for you to take
You’d have to put the book down and confront life
The notion is that if you want to welcome me with open arms
I’m afraid you’re also going to have to welcome me with open legs
That’s a really obnoxious thing to say
No it’s not, it’s being, why should I say something behind your back
That I can’t say to your face?
Has it come to this, is this the only way that you can talk to a woman, to do that shtick?
Let me ask you something, why “that shtick”
When all, all women have ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is
“Why can’t the man just tell me the truth and just speak to me plain?”
So if I do that, you can’t have it both ways
Some bitches are stupid, I treat ‘em like shit
That’s how you get one to eat a dick, never be sweet to a bitch
Keep it sick, they like to get dissed, they like it rough
Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get snuffed
And they come back for more, ‘cause men are from Mars and women are from Venus
That’s why they like to suck penis
Don’t ever let them tell you different, women are just as horny as men
They’re just programmed inhibition
That’s why Catholic schoolgirls are the biggest sluts
Down to take it in their butts, they’re always licking somebody’s nuts
And why not? That’s why God made ‘em
Adam was kinda lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created ‘em
Because before that, Adam was fucking animals
That’s why women like to get fucked like animals, it’s only natural
And don’t get the wrong idea, don’t think I hate bitches
I love women, that’s why my masturbating’s religious
I’m just stating fact, that they’re down to take a smack
And they’ll break their back bending over for you if your game’s intact
They say they’re not into games, but those are the dames playing the most games
The type that’ll suck on a dick for cocaine
They’re acting like they’re so tame, but before you met them
They fucked fifty cats and can’t remember no names
Tell them right off the bat, “I want you to suck on my sack”
And most likely they’ll respect you and let you come on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet
It’s only busted bitches that can’t take what I said
But fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp
They’re useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant
But the one thing ugly bitches are good for
Is being good friends that’ll lend you money when you’re poor
So shout out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you, bitch
‘Cause, honey, for the rest of your life you’ll be lonely
And I know some of you are saying, “Necro ain’t all that”
But, yo, men don’t even have to look good as long as we rap
Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on their lap
As long as he convinces you he’s an emotional cat
And if he’s a cold person that got money
Most broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies, they’re not dummies
Money turns bitches on, once you’re broke the bitch is gone
Money’ll have a bitch in a thong stripping to songs
It’ll have a bitch in a porn getting shitted on
I want so much money I can get any girl to sit on my schlong
But I’ve been broke for centuries
And haven’t had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees
I guess that’s how you know you got game
I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that got fame
I know cats that trick, they’re practically paying the bitch
And they can’t even play with her clit, ‘cause she’s saying some shit
Portraying like she’s afraid of dick
‘Cause you’re too stupid to realize she was created to lick, she’s playing you quick
She’ll hold out on the pussy the longest possible time she can make you wait for it
‘Cause when she gives it up, you might diss the slut
And she’s thinking like business, son, “Let me milk everything out of this shmuck”
She don’t give a fuck, ‘cause most men are foul
And we’re down to fuck any girl in the bowels we get around
So we’re looked at as bank accounts, amounts, like a quarter pound or an ounce
But, bitch, my checks will bounce
Not saying all women are like this, but, yo, I got no problem with it
I’ll pay the right price if she got the right tits
I see nothing wrong with paying for a tight clit
If I’m gonna pay for anything, I may as well pay to excite my dick
I’ve paid for worse things, you should pay for something that’ll last
Like a French maid with a fat ass
If I had mad cash, I’d open up a whorehouse
Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib fronting so I threw her out
She wasn’t sucking dick correct, the bitch was wrecked
She shoulda known when she hit the deck
Not to stop sucking until she ripped her neck
After all, I bought her a beer, and you’d think she’d be grateful enough
And able to stuff a cock in her mouth and make sure I’m taken care of before walking in here, but no
So I threw her out in the rain with no dough
In the freezing cold, skeezer, do what you’re told
‘Cause once a slut gets old, you’ll be paying me to suck my pole
‘Cause when a man gets old, he blossoms
But when a woman gets old, she starts rotting, there’s not too many options
There’s plenty of doctors with operations and lotions
Liposuction and facelifts, and Noxzema for old skin
You can’t escape demise by taking some weight off your thighs
It’s a law of nature to die
You patronize death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age-defies
These companies are playing games with lives
That’s why these 85-year-old millionaires are taking wives that are 25
What’s my point? You bitches better lick up before corrosion eats your lips up
And they ain’t soft enough to dick-suck
It ain’t easy, man, it may look glamor-life to you
‘Cause you see me ride, you dig?
Snakeskin down to the floor, you dig?
Hat and shoes that match, diamonds on fingers
And watches on up, I’m tellin’ you, it might look easy, baby
But you gon’ have to work hard to get to this status, baby
See you at the top
You know, Floyd died at age 83 still asking one question
What do women want?
Wouldn’t it be strange and wonderful if you were the one man on earth
Finally able to answer that question?