You always gotta open your mouth so much
getting into things that are none of your business;
why don't you stop getting into things that no one ask you about,
no one wants you here, no one misses you here.
Tell me who told you to talk
you start talking and no one can shut you up,
why don't you think first and don't say anything
because you never get tired of butting in.
Why don't you keep your comments to yourself
or else we'll have listen to you every day,
everyone in your house and your neighborhood knows
that we have to sneak around
or else your grandmother and your mom are going to be pissed.
And your fucking brother gets wasted, gets high
he wants to be annoying and he likes to drink
why doesn't he go suck a cig1 and stop bothering me -
me and my friends, (and) my best friend -
looking for any excuse
to beat the shit out of him.
So that we all get to say what we want to say
so we can all go fuck ourselves.
[Chorus]
I start shit, you start shit, go fuck yourself2
you know I fucking hate it that
no matter where I go your mother3 has to be there,
all I want is for her to die,
all I want is for her to die one way or another,
if we go out we have to go escorted,
I think she only does it to be annoying.
If we're in the living room and we go to the kitchen
she probably watches us from behind the curtain,
if we're going to the movies she sends your cousins with us
and when I say goodbye your neighbors watch us.
So that we all get to say what we want to say
so we can all go fuck ourselves.
[Chorus]
I start shit, you start shit, go fuck yourself
You leave and you never want to see me again,
I don't care if you leave, I hope you're happy
fate has been cruel (but) that's how it had to be;
the truth is I never loved you, I just wanted to fuck you.
You thought you'd have me forever
you think you're a woman just because you wear a bra
but you're mistaken, I was never in love
and I faked my orgasms the thousands of nights that "I loved you".
1. "Faros" is a brand of cigarettes, but I've heard the saying (not the brand) used to tell someone to "go suck a d*ck".2. or 'your mother starts shit'. "Chinga tu madre" lit. 'go fuck your mother'. Another way of saying to 'go fuck yourself'. When someone 'chinga' it means they're either starting shit or they're annoying you.3. 'my mother in law'