C'est une pute [English translation]

But right away we get a message from the Ministry of Man's Best Friend, let me introduce...the Ministry of Women

With a 100% sexist message, without guacamole

This is for you, ladies,

Whether the purists like it or not, the French language is still way too chauvinist, nothing has changed

A guy is a young lad, and a hussy is a whore

He who runs around is a runner, and she who runs around is a whore

He who drives drives a bus, and she who drives is a whore

He who trains is a trainer, and she who trains, well, she's a whore

A ladies' man is a lover, and a men's lady is a whore

A dog is a four-legged animal, a bitch is a whore

A pig is a dirty guy, a sow is a whore

A bastard is a mean guy, and a slut, well, it's a whore

He who lights things up lights gas up, she who lights men up is a whore

He who gives out massages is a physiotherapist, she who gives out massages is a whore

A master is a school teacher, and a mistress is a whore

An easy-going guy is a nice lad, an easy women, well, she's a whore

He who calculates is a schemer, she who calculates is a whore

The male druggie is a junkie, the female druggie is a whore

A 'beach' is a volleyball game on the beach, a 'bitch' is a whore

An Hilton is an hotel, and Paris Hilton, well, she's a whore