Bitte bitte [English translation]

My girlfriend's gone like Checks from America

Horniness makes me become a part time choleric person

Freedom doesn't help me on now

I ask myself what am I supposed to do with that much leisure time

I bought crisps and watched TV

Boxing VIPs, cooking, in the jungle and be in labour

I know 9 live is classified shit

I didn't care I called them 300 times

Now the money's gone - that's not normal

The GEZ guy wants Beckmanns pension in cash

And I realize - my life is once again like soap

That slips through hands while other's battle for my arse

In old times I used to be able to press the cheeks together

This time fate has a enormous boner

I need to pee and I'm waiting for a sign

I don't want to fight, can you please hand me the axe

Man!!

Please please please - please please please

Please please please - please please please

Please please please - please please please

Please please please please please please please

I live on butts and coffee

Am rolling spliffs like the monkey

Everyday the same like a broken record

The skin pale, on the head a successful trim

On the lung a shadow and a chafed cock

For I sweat in the bed, around me to-do lists

1000 plans for hits, things I should do

Sweeping and airing, consumption of fruits

I collect gold on the hips, grow man boobs

Plan B: Nah - not that I know of

More likely tooth ache, plan C is history

This is a sign, you need to understand that

And please please please hand me the axe, man!!

Please please please - please please please

Please please please - please please please

Please please please - please please please

Please please please please please please please

Please please come, here is engine "drölf" (Hello?)

In the galaxy it's extremly cloudy right now

And I'm still up here because you've forgotten me here

Someone suddenly shouted: "come we'll fly to Cologne!"

When I was alone out there, going for little astronauts

I saw directely in front of me the rocket vamoose

diving into the white light of the stars, in the believe that

the people on earth need them, shit happens

and it sounds crazy but I need to go back cuz I

have a new concept and it's incredibly easy to sell,

with huge sponsors who are still promoting on the last gig in outer space

and show him then outside

and have got it made, only one is applauding loudly

in the breaks, only sick beats to swig

Eyyy - Hello? The signal is lost - everything sounds

choppy - report and say if it's working