It's 50 years already, maybe a whole hundred (uh-huh)
I lie here pinned by an earth bed
The head facing west (uh-huh), legs down the east (mm)
I bet archaeologists will be delighted
Here lies low humidity, ice and the miserable cold (uh-huh)
Scraps of clothes, I-pod and the bottle of cola (uh-huh)
Perfectly preserved in the ground, despite the time (uh)
Apparently, there is an ancient burial
From an epoch of bitch-bags* and sugar substitutes (uh-huh)
Alternating current and permanent confuckledment (uh-huh)
A dense layer of debris, dust and ashes
Deposited in soil as well as in heads
Here's, for example, a manager of some sort of company
Unremarkable individual, it's immediately visible (uh-huh)
By scattered around papers and photocopies (uh-huh)
Leaving an mark on history was prevented by a flatfoot
Citizen de jure, organism de facto
A pile of our bones will became an artifact
So let paleontologists shake in anger
Having dug us out in the pose 69
Citizen de jure, organism de facto
We as a symbol of culture will became an artifact
An showpiece of private museums collections
We will not care anymore, let them stare
What will we leave as a keepsake for our sick descendants?
Jyst a bunch of crumpled photos in fireboxes
Modest (uh-huh) comment in square brackets
The crisp fingerprint on the red button
Numb body, rotten jacket (uh)
Middle finger arisen and fist unopenable (uh)
I will stand like this, a fucking showpiece
With a sign: "Homo peccati** (uh-huh), 2012"
His enslavement, to be a unit of society
All his life working (uh) for someone else's property
Swallowing pure ethanol, breathing in dirty air (uh-huh)
In a depressing atmosphere of revolutionary slogans (uh-huh)
His culture (uh-huh) is fust advertising posters
Consume surrogates, buy them jauntily (uh-huh)
Soy instead of meat, drugs instead of emotions (uh)
Instead of music, a set of sounds: crackling and rumble
Citizen de jure, organism de facto
A pile of our bones will became an artifact
So let paleontologists shake in anger
Having dug us out in the pose 69
Citizen de jure, organism de facto
We as a symbol of culture will became an artifact
An showpiece of private museums collections
We will not care anymore, let them stare
We don't care about the medium of exchange
Pearl necklace or oil barrel
We were given healthy genes by the aborigines
And we gave to descendants hepatitis and social networks
[coda]
During excavation (uh-huh) was discovered (uh)
Old I-pod with a dead (aha) battery (uh)
We restored it and now we will listen
What's was last thing (uh-huh) played in the player: