1000 Liebe Worte [English translation]

A thousand kind words,

Help me get by behind the wheel.

A thousand kind words

And perhaps even a few more.

A thousand kind words -

You asshole, you sack of shit, you dumb swine,

You're driving much worse

Than even a woman.

In front of me at the lights

There's an old geezer with a hat.

He drives through the city at 40 km

And even think's it's a smart idea.

I shout: The traffic light can't go any greener,

Don't you dare dozing off, you old bastard!

If you don't step on it right this instant,

I'm gonna kick your ass, you dumb fuck.

A thousand kind words,

Help me get by behind the wheel.

A thousand kind words

And perhaps even a few more.

A thousand kind words -

You asshole, you sack of shit, you dumb swine,

You're driving much worse

Than even a woman.

That fuckface before me in the line,

He's got some kinda major malfunction for sure.

He constantly drives at 100 km in the left lane

Towards Brussels.

I pass him on the right a bit before Cologne

And then brake him.

And then continue on my way to my gig

At Die Sendung mit der Maus1

Where all the kids

Join in to sing the following nice little song:

A thousand kind words,

Help me get by behind the wheel.

A thousand kind words

And perhaps even a few more.

A thousand kind words -

You asshole, you sack of shit, you dumb swine,

You're driving much worse

Than even a woman.

All right, kids, let's have us a beer!

1. Famous long-running children's series on German TV with the Maus/Mouse being the main character