Asian Hooker lyrics

I'm in Tokyo

(I'm) looking for a ho

(I) tried to score some blow

but I don't speak Japanese (no)

Found a geisha girl

Took1 her for a whirl

Wrap a tuna roll on my dick

And then the bitch was2 on her knees (yeah)

(Chorus:)

Sucky Fucky, Sucky Fucky, Sucky Fucky

Smells like sushi

Sucky Fucky, Sucky Fucky, Sucky Fucky

Smells like sushi

Asian hooker!

Hot little motherfucker!

Asian hooker!

(You're a) dirty Little Cocksucker!

(Ah! Sucky sucky! *whistles*)

I'm in South Korea

Broke out with Gonnorhea

Now I totally figured it out

(That's) why it hurts when I go pee (shit)

I feel like a jerk

cuz my dick don't3 work (no)

It's like I got punched in the nuts

by a guy4 who knows thai-chi

(Chorus)

(Hey) I'm a man with a plan

I'm fuckin' going to Japan

gonna spend a couple grand

just fucking hookers in (the) Can

Fuck the rest of the band

I'm fucking going to Asian

do some coke and get a tan

I'm gonna be the fuckin' man!5

[Satchel performs a Clinic]

Asian hooker!

Hot little motherfucker!

Asian hooker!

(You're a) dirty Little Cocksucker!

(I want them Asian hookers!

Let's fuck some Asians

Let's fuck some hookers

Hookers)

1. sung "I take"2. sung "And the bitch is"3. sung "won't"4. sung "dude"5. sung "I'm fuckin' gonna be the man!"