Klopapier [English translation]

[Verse I - Nico:]

I am still awake and am crawling through the city,

Cause I am so drunk that I can't walk anymore

The runs are pushing like a mother in labor

And I am unsure: Where do place the dump?

I push a finger into my ass with full force,

Since I can't hold it anymore

Then I look into the bushes and I see all of my friends

Next to each other on a crossbeam

[Refrain:]

There sat three figures

On the latrine seat

And they screamed for toilet paper! (toilet paper!)

Yeah, then the fourth arrived

Who smeared while shitting

And they screamed for toilet paper! (toilet paper!)

[Verse II - Tarek]

I shit in front of my ex's door, finally single again!

Put a firecracker in it and ring the bell

I bury rappers under brown avalanches

They aren't rich, just because they deserve a pile of shit*

The neighbors can't live a normal life

They go outside with gas masks and an umbrella

I will shit a cuckoo's egg for you

You think it is your child

Ignore that it stinks

And start nursing it

[Refrain]

[Verse III - Maxim]

I am waiting in front of the toilet and the queue is long

Please let me pass, I am the first pregnant man

Chili peppers, purgatory (Ohooo)

I sound like Grönemeyer (Ahaa) **

I have the runs and a halo of blowflies

I will shit your future, fuck lead-pouring ***

When I shit, the sewage treatment plant catches fire

I pay VAT on my dumps

[Refrain]

[Outro - Some young child]

"K.I.Z.? I have outgrown them.

They are too childish for me."