Same Song & Dance lyrics

[Intro]

Yeah

Same song and dance

Damn girl, everywhere I go

Same song and dance

I like the way you move, all over the globe

Same song and dance

Something about it, man

Same song and dance

In the pale moonlight, yo

[Verse 1]

I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by

The whole rapper thing, aren't ya?

Probably thinking you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya

Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?

Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster

The police constantly bugging you non-stop

I walk up on ya, “Well, hello Tonya”

I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck

You out of gas? Do you got a flat?

I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat

I got your back

Why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back

And sit up front; I'm not asking, it's a trap

You just got jacked and body snatched, and it's a wrap

In broad day, and no mask for this attack

I heard 'em say exact opposites attract

If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back

Come on

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass

That windshield's too strong for you

I said, yeah baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?

Same song and dance

[Verse 2]

The first victim I had, she was a big one

Big movie star, a party girl, big fun

She was the girl the media always picked on

In and out of rehab every four-to-six months

She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts

At Nickelodeon, flashed the little kids once

What an event it was, I was sitting in front

I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns

Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in, son

Look, here she comes, I better pull out the big guns

Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin, hun

How 'bout a ride to rehab? Get in, cunt

But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want

Girl, I'm just kidding, let me start over again, hun

See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention

Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension

You little wench, ya, murder wasn't my intention

If I wanted to kill you, it would've already been done

Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her

With 66 inches of extension cord

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass

That windshield's too strong for you

I said, yeah baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?

Same song and dance

[Verse 3]

My second victim was even bigger than the first

Pop star, icon, the whole works

She played a little schoolgirl when she first

Burst upon the scene and seen that the world was hers

She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts

It irked me, it made me mad at first

I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on

Was that I had developed a crush

I just didn't know how to tell it to her

Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?

Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons, or

Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?

We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk

Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must

Creep up to her mansion in stilettos, and just

Climb the gate, and ring the bell, like "Hello, my love"

I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up

Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?

I'll share my Valium with you 'cause I'm feeling you Britney

I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one

Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent

I've been feeling you, ooh-ooh, girl, you sexy little gal, you

Hold that pill any longer, it'll get sentimental value

C'mon toots, give me the Valium alley-oop

I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke

And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup

I'm 'bout to make a new outfit out of you

New outfit? Shit, I'll make a suit out of you, shoot

Now, show me how you move, baby, do how a-you do

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass

That windshield's too strong for you

I said, yeah baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?

Same song and dance

[Outro]

Same kicking and screaming, same crying and sobbing

Same song and dance

Same begging and pleading, same yelling and bleeding

Same song and dance

Yeah

Same song and dance

I know

Same song and dance