Illest Motherfucker Alive lyrics

[Intro: Kanye West]

1985 white Lamborghini Countach, 2 of 'em

[Hook: Kanye West]

I need a slow motion video right now

Cause I'm movin' in slow motion, slow motion

Feelin' like Hype Williams shootin' a nigga

Shootin' a nigga, hey, hey, hey

I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay

[Verse 1: Kanye West]

Damn baby, pussy can't be your only hustle

Unless you bad as Naomi Russell

I mean a lot of niggas got money

So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell

Russell Brand, Russell Crowe

Zero Zero Zero Zero, a whole lot of O's

What you after, actor money?

You in line behind currency, yeah you after money

Bullet proof condom, when I'm in these hoes

Got staples on my dick, why? Fuckin' centerfolds

And I swear to God they so cold

Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes

I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome

She got her fur too, we got our his and her on

Don't look at the jewelry, or get your burrr on

Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose

Get back, you overclose

Oh no, the hood was strugglin'

But then I blessed them with that Polo

Niggas was making music and then my first solo

Collo Drolo, sponsored by Manolo

She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos

Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed

Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos

Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed

[Bridge: Kanye & Jay Z]

Take it how you want til a nigga dead

Til then I'm the illest motherfucker alive

Whole world aiming at a nigga head

Because I'm the illest motherfucker alive

[Verse 2: Jay Z]

King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think

11 in a row, Bill Russell rings

Michael Jordan swag, y'all think Michael Jordan bad

Nigga I got 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had

Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass

Niggas hear Watch the Throne, yeah it's like the Beatles back

Bey Bey my Yoko Ono, Rih Rih complete the family

Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys

Fuck your awards like Eddie Murphy's couch

The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house

I don't even know what we doing here

Seems to me a complete waste of gear

Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles

Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models

Got the oversized Rollie let me show thee how to do it

When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music

Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses

My house like a museum so I see 'em when I'm peeing

Usually you have this much taste you European

That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again

Know when to leave when the heat is coming I learned that

This is where DeNiro would be if he ain't turn back

Fuck Sosa, this Hova this is real life

This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like

[Hook: Kanye West]

I need a slow motion video right now

Cause I'm movin' in slow motion, slow motion

Feelin' like Hype Williams shootin' a nigga

Shootin' a nigga, hey, hey, hey

I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay

[Outro: Kid Cudi]

I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion