Motherlover lyrics

Andy Samberg: Oh dang.

Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?

Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mother's Day.

Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her.

Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.

Justin Timberlake: Damn, I forgot it too.

Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided.

What the hell are we gonna do?

Justin Timberlake: My mom's been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.

Andy Samberg: Cold.

Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.

Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray.

Justin Timberlake: Word

Andy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up!

Andy Samberg: You thinkin what I'm thinkin?

Justin Timberlake: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too.

Both: Slow up!

Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg?

Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharoo.

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

I say we break em off

Show em how much they really mean

Cause...

I'm a Mother Lover

You're a Mother Lover

We should fuck each other's mothers

Both: Fuck each others moms

I'm pushin' that lady where you came out as a baby

Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy

Both: Fuckin' each other's moms

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm callin on you 'cause I can't do it myself

To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

Andy Samberg: I'll be layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses

Justin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses

Andy Samberg: They will be so surprised

Justin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtful

Andy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your mom

Justin Timberlake: I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both: Sho nuff!

Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up!

Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle

Justin Timberlake: This is the perfect plan

Andy Samberg: For a perfect Mother's Day

Justin Timberlake: They'll have to rename this one

Both: All-Up-Under-the-Covers Day

'Cause I'm a Mother Lover

You're a Mother Lover

We should fuck each others mothers

Justin Timbrlake: Fuck each other's moms

I'm pushin that lady

Where you came out as a baby

Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy

Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each other's moms

Andy Samberg: Break it down

Andy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

Justin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

Andy Samberg: While you're in my mother, make me another brother. And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber

Justin Timberlake: OH!

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm callin' on you cause I can't do it myself

To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life

She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right

This is the second best idea that we've ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover

Andy Samberg: Happy Mother's Day