Über alle Berge [English translation]

(Alligatoah)

A relationship is give-and-take

I give you the D and take the next bus

Do you have any last words for me?

Hmm, hmm, OK, sixth month

Dude, congratulations, I'll write!

And I'll be sure to enclose a coat hanger

Unfortunately I'll be back when I'm dead at the earliest

I'm off to war, be glad you've got the kid

(Mike)

Yeah I'm shit in bed, I mean I shit in the bed

And my PJs look like a cheap Spiderman costume

I've got a little one too, but what can you do, how embarrassing

And look, your ho's like a remixer, 'cause a mic's sticking in her there

That's from all that fisting, now we've got a real mess on our hands

I shake like crazy and won't let yo' mama go

Hey, does your bike still work, we're down to the last cigarette

You go ahead and untie those ropes, I'm just going to get some smokes

(Hook 2x)

Girl, we don't want to name any names

It was pretty much just a sperm donation

The kid's going to have a father

But it won't be me 'cause I'm

Long gone

(Shneezin)

Believe me baby, I'm totally not the father

'Cause if I were the father then she'd have a mustache

Go fall in love with someone new, how about with Keule

Find yourself someone else, I'm going to have to excuse myself now

I'll pack my stuff right now, I've got to seize my chance

But I'm hardly out the door, suddenly I've got this sinking feeling

So I turn around and go back home like a good boy

Responsibility, I do believe Shneezin's gonna be a daddy

(Keule)

Please pinch me, wake me up that was just a bad dream, right?

Everyone put it on that ho

A Lotto jackpot would have been about as likely1

It can't be from me, I wasn't the one

Hey check this out, I'll show you a couple of card tricks

But seriously now, wait a minute

Hey, I didn't come, that was piss

(Hook 2x)

(Alligatoah 2x)

If she's not on the Pill and if condoms break too

Then you've got to back off! Got to back off.

If she gets a fat belly without a lot to eat

Then you've got to back off! Got to back off.

Put on your walking shoes, and say:

(Hook 2x)

1. Literally, "A lottery jackpot would have also done it," but that doesn't really make sense here, so I'm guessing it's an idiom I don't really understand. I just made up the second half of the sentence so it would make some sense.