Tapparella [English translation]

Large pimples,

closed shutter and mash;

more, purified armpit:

do you remember how wonderful,

the middle school party?

"You don’t come in!"

No matter, you know, I had to go to judo.

But if you need I’m going to bring you some records

so you can dance the slow ... "

"Bring them as well, you won’t come in!"

But why are you in this way?

I thought... I was hoping that ...

I do will participate, I’m going to invite myself,

you damn’ middle school party !!!

I introduce myself: "(burp!) Haha, hello guys, how are you?"

I give a fart that changes their climate,

I dilly-dally drinking a spuma

I ask for Fonzies and they give me leftovers.

Why, my God?

A sudden scramble: “spin the bottle” starts!

If I’m lucky I could ... (You do not play!) ... kiss ...

(We did the teams before!) ... fondle...

(Wait just a moment, we’re ending up in a while!)… love ...

It ‘s ok, but then let’s go dancing ...

(Don’t break us the balls !!!)

On the record player a geghegè is spinning,

I’m dancing alone and I'm proud of doing it.

Me, fantastic laughing stock, I do will not consume,

I do will not swallow

this very bitter orangeade!

(Spoken ) "Bah! About this middle school party… I must say I don’t like it at all.

First, no one gave me a Swippers, and then I have not seen my friend Sandwich;

when Sandwich comes in a party, the party quite changes . If good, it turns bad, if bad, it gets worse ... "

It seems to me something like I hadn't being invited…

(No, not invited ...) ...okay ...

no Fonzies... (no, no Fonzies...)

On the paper cup there is not my name. Okay ...

(No,on the cup, I have no name ...)

You can’t dance a slow dance. You can’t dance a quick dance.

(no slow dance, no strong dance...)

You cannot spin the bottle, you cannot do the game of the broom ...(no bottle, no game broom ...)

There is no friendship, there is no imagination, there is no courtesy...

(no friendship, no courtesy, no convenience, no wide parking...)

Stop!

This is an unsatisfying party, but I have another one in my mind.

A very peculiar party where everyone will be invited: many friends, many enemies, and Sandwich too!!!

Up with Sandwich! Up with Sandwich! Up with Sandwich!

(Spoken)"My God, dad!"

"I have to tell you something: I'm a homosexual ..."

"I must tell you something too, dad ..."