[Intro: Alligatoah]
Monet, Monet
[Hook: Alligatoah]
I am perfect like a Monet's painting
I am complete, even with an empty wallet (wallet)
I am a bad motherfucker from the mane to the toe
I am an egoist, okay, a little bit of ego is okay (ego is okay)
[Part 1: Sido]
Look, I'm patting myself on the back again
Look, how every time I'm giving myself an A+
I'm a sultan in my own little paradise
There are no problems, I'm a living proof of that
Man, I'm working hard for the rent, 24/7
I do what I can but nobody's satisfied
The woman by my side left once again
but you can't forbid me from loving myself
It doesn't matter, man, I know, I am nice and the hottest shit
Far and wide the number one and the king
Thousand likes as a proof, dude, what a life!
I'm sorry but self-praise is just right*
[Hook: Alligatoah]
I am perfect like a Monet's painting (Monet)
I am complete, even with an empty wallet (wallet)
I am a bad motherfucker from the mane to the toe
I am an egoist, okay, a little bit of ego is okay (ego is okay)
[Part 2: Alligatoah]
With what I do for the society, I can just say "Wow!"
Because every day I decide to spare them from a rampage
Instead, I'm being nice at the bakery
Build me a statue, there are still free spots for that
Yes, I demand respect from the mankind
because I remove the skid marks even from guest toilets
Yes, every one of you is cool, but not on Thursdays
then I'll be applauded from a balcony
Always open ears and fruit in the apartment
I'm getting myself the "neighbor of the year" -awards (what?)
As a reward from the big portion, let me strike a pose
because pride does occur!**
[Hook: Alligatoah]
I am perfect like a Monet's painting (Monet)
I am complete, even with an empty wallet (wallet)
I am a bad motherfucker from the mane to the toe
I am an egoist, okay, a little bit of ego is okay (ego is okay)
[Bridge: Alligatoah & Sido]
I am nice ad nauseam, I know, it's not worth the speech
Only one thing: when do I get this prize from my life's work?
My Eisbein*** is legendary, no pig has ever complained
Give me finally this award for my life's work
(Thank you, thank you, I know..)
[Hook: Alligatoah]
I am perfect like a Monet's painting (Monet)
I am complete, even with an empty wallet (Monet, Monet, Monet, Monet, Monet, Monet)
I am a bad motherfucker from Weser to Spree****
I am an egoist, okay, a little bit of ego is okay (ego is okay)
[Outro: Alligatoah & Sido]
Sido, you know, normally I don't give compliments,
but I have to tell you: I think I succeeded really well
Whoa, Alligatoah, good that you brought that up
I didn't dare to say this the whole time
but I think I succeeded perfectly