Sugar Parody lyrics

--VIDEO--

December 6th, 2014

Going to drive across LA

Get as many wedding as you can

And shoot the most narcissistic

Self loving music video ever made

It's gonna be awesome

--MUSIC--

I'm Adam Levine

I'm a huge star

These are my bandmates

No one cares who we are

We all got dressed up

Put on nice clothes

To make the worlds most self loving video yey

My ego needs attention so much

So me and Maroon 5 just show up

Who cares if we're invited to play?

Go to sleep

We'll just plug all our instruments in

In the middle of your reception

Who cares if we ruin your big day?

You're so

Lucky!

Cuz you get to see us play for free

You ruined our wedding!

Make it stop your voice is so piercing!

I want you jerks out of here and make it quick!

You disfigured my daughters face you prick!

That went great

Indeed

Now lets go on to the next wedding

All of our songs sound excactly the same

This one is no exception it's stale and lame

We're only famous cuz chicks think he's hot

If you think it's cuz our musics good it's not

But radio plays us constantly

And my face is always on TV

So theres really no way to escape

Do not move

This will be the best day of their lives

Not because they'll become man and wife

But because they'll see me

Drop the drape

I'm here!

You're blessed!

To have your wedding in my presence

This song

Is so bad

That it's making us all puke and crap!

Okay boys we've made their day

It's time to go

Thank you we're glad you enjoyed the show

Someone help my Dad!

911 send an ambulance fast!

Here come some female fans

They wanna take some pics

Ew dude get off of me!

Who the hell are these suited dicks?

I'm such a sexy man

Women can not resist

Tiffany taze his ass

Thats what you get for the duck lips

Now lets drop the final drape and blow everyone away

These chicks are gonna lose their shit

They won't believe it's really

Adam!

Levine!

Yes thats right people it's really me

No god please

Stop playing

Everybody's heads are exploding!

Boys we're totally killing

Sadly you're right

We've killed like everyone here tonight

They all

Love me

So why isn't anyone clapping?