Weekend's coming and the poor thing is all alone
But he just found a solution
He puts a agenda in his pocket
He got some tokens and went to a public telephone
It's his old agenda
With the name and number of a lot of women
And he's going to call all of them until he gets a girl to hang out with
2345six78!
It's time to hump!
I'm all alone but I don't get tired!
It's time to nookie!
Letter "A", let's begin: Hello, please, is Ana Maria there?
(She's out with her boyfriend, Would you like to leave a message?)
No, thanks, nevermind.
Letter "B", I'll call this girl named Bianca
She's so damn ugly but I can give a try
She turned off, that's bad
I called her princess and she thought it was a prank call
Whatever! It's better like this
I'll call Dani because she loves me
"Hello, dear Dani, do you remember the "animal"?!"
(I don't know no one with this name. Bye!)
She probably is with anmesia, I'll go to letter "E"
2-ball-cat-69-ball-seven
It's the flavor of the month: Elizabeth
Some people say that she's good with (Hello!)
"Hello, is beth there?
(She is, but she can't talk. She's with her mouth full and I'm eating, dude)
Too bad, I called her in the wrong time
The meal time is a sacred time
My agenda looks like a menu
And has so long that I don't eat anything
2345six78!
It's time to hump!
I'm all alone but I don't get tired!
It's time to nookie!
Letter "F", nothing ventured, nothing gained
"Hello, it's from Francisca's house?
(She moved. She married a delegate, do you want the number?)
No way, I've deleted here from my list
Has so long that I met Ms. Guta, a lean elder
How is she nowadays?
(Ms. Guta? I'll call her. Gramma! Telephone!)
(Huh!??)
I think it's better turn off.
I've tried "H", "I" and "J"
And I haven't got a... girl
"L", "M", "N", "O"... The more the letters go the lonelier I get
"P", "Q", "R", S.O.S!
Help! I'm in letter "X"!
My agenda is almost over and I'm so far away from a happy ending
2345six78!
It's time to hump!
I'm all alone but I don't get tired!
It's time to nookie!
There's still letter "Z"
But my tokens are over, what am I gonna do?
Disk-sex? Ah! Come on!!
No more talking, I want a woman
I'll call 102, disk-information
There's nothing wrong with it
(Informations, Creusa, how can I help you?)
I just wanted a information: Can we try it or not?
(I'm sorry, but the telephone related to this number is not registered.)
I'll call Zumira but I think it'll be hard
She never takes easy with nobody
But if I got dumped by the whole alphabet
What's wrong about receiving a "No" from her as well?
-Hello! Zumira? What you're gonna do today?
(Ah, I don't know. Let's go to a cinema...)
When almsgiving is too much, the saint distrusts
There's something wrong with this girl...
Going to the place that she chose:
"I-Don't-Know-What-From-The-Realm-Of-God"
Look at the name of the movie: "Jesus Christ is the lord"
Is it comedy? (It's not a movie, the cinema closed.
It's now a evangelical church and I just took you here because I wanted you to by a vacancy for me in heaven!)
Ah, sister, forget about this,
My money will just take you to pray in a motel!
(Ah, sir, look where I am!)
Ah... relax, sweetie... are you on your knees?
So you'll have to pray!
2345six78!
It's time to hump!
I'm all alone but I don't get tired!
It's time to nookie!
(Ahhh! This temptation is from the devil!...)
Shut up girl, come to be my cowgirl!
2345six78!
It's time to hump!
I'm all alone but I don't get tired!
It's time to nookie!