It feels like the perfect day
To torture my exes
And then put on their skin
[Harry]
HELP ME!
[Taylor]
Shut up Harry!
I escaped from the asylum
And kidnapped all of them
So I could get my revenge
[Jake]
You're sick!
[Taylor]
HA HA HA... HA!
Yeah...
I've got
Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy
All wrapped in duct tape!
[Harry]
Bitch give me back my fucking face!
[Taylor]
Fat chance!
Today's the first day of a never ending Hell date!
It's time!
Now you all will be mine!
Until the end of all time!
I will never let you leave
[John]
Somebody call the police!
[Taylor]
You better shut your mouth!
Or I will cut your tongue out!
[Jake]
Why are you dancing like that?
[Taylor]
Because I'm a psychopath!
Now it's your turn to dance!
[Joe]
You just shot me in my ass!
[Taylor]
You should never have dumped me!
Now you're all buried, lets watch
Tyler Perry
[Boyfriends]
Please just kill us!
[Taylor]
It's Madea goes to Jail! My favorite movie!
[John]
It's making my eyes bleed!
[Taylor]
Yeah...
Soon you will all become members of my death cult!
[Joe]
Uh excuse me?
[Taylor]
After the murder ritual!
[Boyfriends]
Oh Crap!!
[Taylor]
Then we will spend eternity together below!
//Taylor turns into Satan//
[Satan]
In Hell!
[Boyfriends]
Uh Oh!
[Satan]
All the rumors are true!
I am Satan!
[Boyfriends]
Yeah we knew!
[Satan]
Now your heads must all come off!
BRB I'll get the saw!
[Jake]
Dude, she dropped her cell phone!
[John]
Pick it up call the po po!
[Jake]
We'll be dead once they get here!
I have a better idea sent!
[Satan]
What are you doing!
[Boyfriends]
Uh uh uh uh... We were not doing anything...
[Satan]
No matter time to die!
I'll see you in the afterlife
[Jesus]
Hey Hey!
Drop the weapon miss Swift!
[Boyfriend]
OMG it's Jesus!
[Satan]
How did you find me J.C.?
[Jesus]
I got a text from Jake G
[Jake]
We're actually quite close!
He likes all my Facebook posts!
[Jesus]
And he follows me on twitter, anyway
Back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you!
[Satan]
I can't move!
[Jesus]
With this Holy Water Balloon!
[Satan]
Gah! Get that away from me you fool Gah!
[Jesus]
Sorry but your time here is through!