Ain't No Fun [Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire] lyrics

The following is a true story

Only the names have been changed

To protect the guilty

Well I left my job in my home town

And I headed for the smoke

Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand

Gonna get to the top

Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing

So if you've got the money, we've got the sound

You put it up and we'll put it down

If you've got the dollar, we've got the song

Just wanna boogie woogie all night long

Yeah boogie

I got holes in my shoes

I got holes in my teeth

I got holes in my socks

I can't get no sleep

I'm trying to make a million

And I got patches on the patches

On my old blue jeans

Well they used to be blue

When they used to be new

When they used to be clean

But I've got a Mumma who's a hummer

Just keeping me alive

While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys

She's working 9 to 5

She knows her place that woman

Just you wait

One of these days see me driving round town

In my Rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down

My bottle of booze, no summer time blues

Shouting out, “Look at me.”

In my rock 'n' roll voice

No it ain't no fun, yeah

Waiting round to be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun

Waiting round to be a millionaire

Do you believe me

It ain't no fun, no

Waiting round to be a millionaire

It ain't no fun, I don't care what they say

Waiting round to be a millionaire

Drive a Rolls Royce car

No it ain't no fun, and you know it

Waiting round to be a millionaire

No, no, no, no , no, no, no

No, ain't no fun

Waiting round to be a millionaire

Got a million dollar scream

But it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun), oh no

No it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun), that's what I said

But it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun), and I wanna be rich

No it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun), ain't no fun digging this ditch

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, you better believe me

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)

No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)

I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun)

No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, no no

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

“Hey Hello Howard, how ya doin' friend?”

“Next door neighbour?”

“Oh yeah... Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport.”

(Ain't no fun, ain't no fun)

No it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun)

Hey it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun)

No it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun)

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun, no it ain't no fun, ain't no fun

(Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire)

(Ain't no fun...)