Well my name is a number a piece of plastic film
and I’m growin’ funny flowers in my little window sill.
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
And my kids they just don't understand me at all.
Well my wife still respects me I really misuse her
I am having an affair with a random computer
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
And my kids they just don't understand me at all.
Oh daddy proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your sun
Oh daddy proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your sun
Oh daddy is your brain’s still flashin’
Like it did when you were young
Or do you come down crashin’
Seein’ all the things you’d done
All was a big put on
Oh daddy proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your sun
Oh daddy proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your sun
Oh daddy proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your sun
Oh daddy proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your sun
And you know who’s the two thousand man.
And your kids they just won’t understand you at all.