2000 Man lyrics

Well my name is a number a piece of plastic film

and I’m growin’ funny flowers in my little window sill.

Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?

And my kids they just don't understand me at all.

Well my wife still respects me I really misuse her

I am having an affair with a random computer

Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?

And my kids they just don't understand me at all.

Oh daddy proud of your planet

Oh mummy proud of your sun

Oh daddy proud of your planet

Oh mummy proud of your sun

Oh daddy is your brain’s still flashin’

Like it did when you were young

Or do you come down crashin’

Seein’ all the things you’d done

All was a big put on

Oh daddy proud of your planet

Oh mummy proud of your sun

Oh daddy proud of your planet

Oh mummy proud of your sun

Oh daddy proud of your planet

Oh mummy proud of your sun

Oh daddy proud of your planet

Oh mummy proud of your sun

And you know who’s the two thousand man.

And your kids they just won’t understand you at all.