I was the thinnest in the school
Had 6 in P.E.
Thought everyone that ate at McDonalds were bad
Now I tried to ride, but broke the horses back
Didn't get recognised by the teacher in the reunion party
We are two, we are two, and we weigh a ton
Should have had a few more seasons of Robinson
We have eaten more than we have shat
and the throat is gone (I can't find it)
We have eaten more than we have shat
same attitude as a potatobag
We have eaten more than we have shat
and the throat is gone
Not five
Not ten
Not fifteen
But 20 kilos extra
Not five
Not ten
Not fifteen
But 20 kilos extra
Deep inside am I an athlete
have a sixpack right under the beerbelly
have photo proof, I was well trained and young
now am I twice as old and twice as heavy
We are two, we are two, and weigh a ton
Should have had a few more seasons of Robinson
We have eaten more than we have shat
and the throat is gone (I can't find it)
We have eaten more than we have shat
same attitude as a potatobag
We have eaten more than we have shat
and the throat is gone
Not five
Not ten
Not fifteen
But 20 kilos extra
Not five
Not ten
Not fifteen
But 20 kilos extra
Hello Stian
are you my son?
Are you my father?
holy fuck, hope I don't become that fat
You fucking wanker!!
No daddy, don't do it
Daddyyyyy.
We have eaten more than we have shat
and the throat is gone (I can't find it)
We have eaten more than we have shat
same attitude as a potatobag
We have eaten more than we have shat
and the throat is gone
Not five
Not ten
Not fifteen
But 20 kilos extra
Not five
Not ten
Not fifteen
But 20 kilos extra