Презерватив 2 [Preservativ 2] [English translation]

I am the most important medicine in the world,

I am a scarce article, everyone is happy to see me,

With me, you can poke at random

Into any cunt, back and forth.

I cost cheap, my price is as little as 10 kopecks,

But you will be healthy with me, you won't lay into a coffin,

Because I will protect you from honorrhea and condylomas,

Everything will be fine with me for you.

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E-e-e hali-gali,

E-e-e, e-e-e,

E-e-e, I catch the AIDS,

E-e-e, on your dick!

You must put me on your prick,

Otherwise it will be fucking end for you.

Yeah, with me, you will get less pleasure,

But I will protect your dick from AIDS,

If you neglect me, it will be calamity,

Because your dick will be infected by honorrhea.

If women respect me,

They won't rush for abortions.

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(INTERLUDE)

Also I can be a toy for children,

So, father and mother, spare no expense on me.

Your children can fill me with tap water

And drop me on the heads of passers-by out of the window,

If you cut your finger, think fast,

You can put me on your finger.

In banner day, you also can inflate me like a baloon,

And flaunt me at the demonstration.

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