Don't throw me with a pint.
Why can't anyone cover this mouth?
You are not interested in me,
there's no us,
there is just me me me
Mandatory guess who's back
Teenagers are irritated because I'm still so rap
I have no place to return to
Because all of you who pat me on the back hate me secretly
I'll just continue, I'm crazy
I didn't come here for you fuckers
Thinking about masturbation, while thinking about old guys
And hip hop celebrities in sight, ooh
Someone has mistaken me for a celebrity once and
because I thought I'll get to be on MTV, I cleaned my crib
An asshole never changes to someone else
It just learns, setting your TV set as its goal
How could I explain to my grandma
That I'm just a character on the internet
It's my career as a waiter in hall bar at a virtual hotel
Straitjacket, commercial break
And no way of getting to the next round
If you don't care anymore
Well then someone else will surely fall in love with me
And if nobody is interested in me
Well what the fuck
I'm never coming back here again
I have a new snap back and knee socks
I just try to keep up with fashion that badly
Now there are Idols competitions, surely you must buy me now
Notice me before I'm in grave
I'm ordering sedatives from the web
Because the state doesn't want to support my psyche with prescriptions
I'm waiting for charges and chilly rides
Because I use the guys that can be recognized easily in my sayings
You can't wish for a better friend
Because I shout "phow" and there's no camera in sight
You'll turn your back and get a hammer to the back of your head
But boys will be boys, we always fight
Don't worry about the small stuff, or the mushroom
The less I know about anything
The less I need to think about
Get really drunk, I'll punch you in the face
But that won't help with my inferiority complex
If you don't care anymore
Well then someone else will surely fall in love with me
And if nobody is interested in me
Well what the fuck
I'm never coming back here again
If I'm not a millionaire when I'm 30
I'm surely in jail
How could I withhold this beating golden heart in my chest
I only want ivory and a home overlooking the moon
People are a plague, nothing else
I'm like the taste of gun barrel in your mouth
Plague
Good people die young
And I'm still here
You'll die young if I'm in that mood
I'm cold and heartless
like the wedding of a reality show star
By pondering you can lose yourself
But what the fuck does it matter in the end anyway
You can cheat yourself even your whole life
But who the fuck is that who I call me
If you don't care anymore
Well then someone else will surely fall in love with me
And if nobody is interested in me
Well what the fuck
I'm never coming back here again