I'll make a tail coat out of penguins fluff
Bathrobe out of budgerigar, hat ouf of dog
Into which I'll sew a button out of a cats eye
I'll burn down Lapland, turn a satanist into a priest
Take the tap out of a boat, give a bowl for bail
Loosen the steering wheel of your car, put matti into your wallet 1
Give you the shittiest task, say nothing in english
Shift your gear on reverse, put a firecracker in pipe
Take candy from child, yes abso-fucking-lutely
I'll hit a lump onto your forehead, it'll become a big bump
Shit on your lawn, bring people there
I'm like a tsunami, your destiny'll be the same as Akis 2
5.3 I saw Kimmo Sasi on the wrong lane 3
I took glass from an alcoholic, snus from militia
Eight from billiard, from shopping centre to jail, police keeps an eye on me
I make Hesa into Stadi 4 I'm president Stalin
I'll rip a rabbit out of a hat, when I'll meet Sani from Aikakone 5
I'll tear the jack out of your microphone so that you'd stop rapping
You look a little bit like abiturient, I'll take away your graduation cap 6
I'll invent a new sport, mix of chess and raw
And Muhammad Ali is waiting on the finish line
I'll hug your miss, you have a face like Ami 7
I made you bake, 'cause I'm your moms new daddy
I continue bud, marijuana, life upside down
I'm like a hurricane, shut up in my lesson
up is down, I'll mess up the secretarys map
Make pictures Av, mp3 wav
I'll send the bill by wlan, pay and do it Kari
if no money is spent to a pawnshop or to Ge money
Hey, also Adam and Eve were broke
for my first girlfriend I sold my Sega
Teens have driver's lisences and v 8
Heman sits inside of a sportscar
The bravest is the shyest
Because of metalhead-Ari, I again deepend with a record player
teens clearasil pimples, nobody, hash
Travis cries in coma, Stevar is depressed
You've become the worst, you work as a?? 8
You join Klu Klux Clan because of some muslim
You increase your knowledge in rap with Wu-Tang Clan, Nas
And wonder who the hell is Rakim
Do your body at gym, lycka till 9
You drink a few and your voice is like Ryydmans
Teeth darken with kath, blacken with paki
sake, coffee, shoe polish or plaque
Huge stets the pace, I comment like Tami 10
World is mine, money money money
Many are bimbos for head like Kadi 11
ladi, dadi, I'm bigger than big D 12
My words are your law, even if you'd also had fun
because of me many are getting help
I'm like rock to a boat, I have a black belt
So fat that scale doesn't help me
I'm not interested in your tag, I'll fillip your forehead
and rap better than anyone who has a durag
I'm more laid-back than pam, or shit in boxers
Just barely, quickly, I handle Tiki-talk 13
When Idi Amin is talking, like Agricola wrote book with letters
with one word. 14
1. finnish saying, to have Matti in your wallet means you have no money at all 2. Aki Sirkesalo, finnish singer that died in tsunami in Thailand, I'm pretty sure he means him 3. politician who was in a car accident 4. both are names for Helsinki, Hesa is used by people who are not from Helsinki and people from Helsinki call it stadi and don't like the name nickname hesa 5. Aikakone is a finnish band from 90's, Sani singer in the band 6. abriturient is a person who is about to graduate, studying for the last year in finnish upper secondary school 7. don't know who Ami is 8. I don't understand him 9. swedish for "good luck" 10. sports commentator 11. Big brother contestant 12. Dani, finnish old singer who has a nickname big D 13. Tiki is Esa Tikkanen, finnish ex hockey player who always talked very fast and bugged other players 14. Agricola was the founder of literatury finnish