I Choose You to Die lyrics

[Egoraptor:]

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

SMELL MY BALLS!

Yo, what up, bitch?

I'mma tell you a tale

'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail

Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war

But he just couldn't get the same rush as before

Fat and depressed, his life had gone south

So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth

He felt so alive! He felt so real!

He beat all his Pokémon with his fists of Registeel

He got arrested for domestic violence

It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events

He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell

The cops said "GRANBULL SHIT!" and threw that bitch in a cell

[Danny Sexbang:]

Rock on!

This is a fucked up tale of Pokémon gone wrong

Gone wrong

That's right!

This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic

Bitch

[Egoraptor:]

Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived

He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive

His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper

Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper

It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail

So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail

But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped

Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap

Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry

"Suck a yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!"

"Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!"

But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack

[Danny:]

Holy fuck!

I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts!

Spoiler: It sucks

And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls

And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams

But you'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur

[Ego:]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Pokémon.