Where are my friends?
Where are all of my friends -ends-ends-ends
They're all missing
Though they where few to begin with -ith-ith-ith
They're lying low
Through various seamy institutions -utions-utions-utions
-utions-utions
They got gobbled up
By the galloping prostitution -ution-ution-ution
Where can I find all of my friends
The tattered warriors of the day
They were few to begin with
Now I'm alone
Who's that mister
Answering so courteously
So well pronounced and sitting pretty
Oh what a tone, oh what a bow
What a meter in every sentence
And how wise his convictions -ictions-iction-ictions
Where can I find all of my friends
The tattered warriors of the day
They were few to begin with
Now I'm alone
There they are, there they all are
The friends of mine from many places
What a parade, what a neat step
Ahead they march, neck and neck
And wearing slippers, wearing suits
Carrying pajamas underarms
Carrying their posts, taxes and their white banners
Crowds of them passing, crowds of them
Crowds of them, crowds of them
Crowds of them, crowds of them
Crowds of them...
Where are my friends
Where are my friends
They're all missing
They're all missing
Where are my friends
They're all missing
Where are my friends
They're all missing
Where are my friends
They're all missing
Where are my friends
They're all missing
Where are my friends
Where are my friends
They're all missing...
Where are my friends -ends-ends-ends
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