Canción de pop de amor [English translation]

I'm gonna write you a song

For every time I've missed you

I'm gonna fill your hard drive

Of songs with "I love you"

I'm gonna become famous so I sound on the radio

So you have to listen to me

I'm gonna write you on a message

That I can't float without you

I'm gonna send you all the letters

I was never able to before

Full of discount coupons

Of my non-expirable food

I'm gonna buy a ticket

Straight to the center of your heart

I'm gonna love you till death

Or till they kick us out of here

I'm gonna invite you to all my parties

Without you knowing they're in your honor

I'm even gonna tell my parents

I really like you

I'm gonna look for you every night

When they close the pub

I'm gonna get you a beer

So you stay for a bit longer

I'm gonna take you to my neoliberal cousin's wedding

I'm gonna get you white flowers

So you can paint them

I'm gonna laugh at your jokes

Even if you know they suck

[That they're] worse than all that shit

Talking about politics on TV

I'm gonna record you a nice album

Of love pop songs

I'm gonna ask you to marry me

Even if you may say no

But if you say no

If you say no

It'll be your worst mistake