Baby Ride Easy

If I drove a truck

And I were a waitress

And I ordered coffee

And I poured you some

Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later

And if we arm-wrestled

I'd say that you won

Ai-eeee, my baby, ride easy

Ride high in the saddle all day

If your lovin' is good

And your cookin' ain't greasy

Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

If I were a winsome pale señorita

And I a bullfighter, down in the sand

While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble

I'd throw you a flower

Would you take my hand?

Ai-eeee, my baby, ride easy

Ride high in the saddle all day

If your lovin' is good

And your cookin' ain't greasy

Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

If I ran the country

Yeah, I'd be your First Lady

And fix up the White House while you were away

Waitin' while I'm passing time with world leaders

And later together alone we might lay

Ai-eeee, my baby, ride easy

Ride high in the saddle all day

If your lovin' is good

And your cookin' ain't greasy

Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

Ai-eeee, my baby, ride easy

Ride high in the saddle all day

If your lovin' is good

And your cookin' ain't greasy

Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

Hitch up the chuck wagon

Hitch up the chuck wagon

Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away