Half Ass Monkey Boy lyrics

How do you do, baby?

Half ass monkey boy

I'm a half ass monkey boy

Scratching and itching till night turns into day

It's a surefire method to waste your life away

But me, I'm obliged to give you my disease

I'm abracadabra, I do what I please, that's right

Stone cold mama

She's a bird from a feather

I told you once or twice

I focus all my energy, understanding you

Such a pretty little prancer in a burgundy blue

Witch hazel eyeballs taking care of love

Remember the key mama, understand my words

Stone cold mama

She's a bird from a feather

Stone cold mama, yeah

That's right, half ass monkey boy

That's right, half ass monkey boy

That's right, half ass monkey boy

Half ass monkey boy

If you want a plate of my beef swellington, baby

You're gonna have to pay the cover charge

Open wide let me suck the gate

Stone cold mama

Half ass monkey boy

Half ass monkey boy

I'm just a, I'm just a

Half ass monkey boy