MC Moyes lyrics

Yo, MC Moyes, there's something I need to say

I smashed your bitch last week, then I did the same to your dad

Got my boys turnt up, and my swag turned on

Got a dick you wished you had

"Moyes you're shit, you're ruining United"

What's that? Go fuck yourself

Somebody get me a beer and Tesco basic gel

I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes

Put your hands up, will you make some noise

Turn around if you're hating, boy

I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes

Put your hands up, will you make some noise

Turn around if you're hating, boy

Now that I've got your attention

There's something that I need to mention

That's right, United, we're still right in for contention

No not, not for the title, for the manager with the largest penis Cause it's massive, dickhead

Arsene Wenger look, it's half past you're a twat

Been selling you dope for years, heard you got Özil into that

Oi nah, I think I've found a target, no, I'm not talking Marco Reus

It's your girl and Imma make her David Moist

I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes

Put your hands up, will you make some noise

Turn around if you're hating, boy

I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes

Put your hands up, will you make some noise

Turn around if you're hating, boy

I must say, that I really wanna say

That my team ain't good enough for me

Tom Cleverley you're a weed, now go make me some sandwiches

Shout Out to Rafa Benítez, he loves the pussy too

Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer, see you soon

Hit Puberty at thirty eight, but I've always been gorgeous

And a gymlad, I'm built like a brick, I'm basically Lukaku

Aswell I Invented vodka, gonna neck loads with Rafa

So, fuck the hate, I'm here to stay

You don't agree, I'll smash your face

I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes

Put your hands up, will you make some noise

Turn around if you're hating, boy

I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes

Put your hands up, will you make some noise

Turn around if you're hating, boy

Yo, John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's wife

It was me, it was fucking me, mate, dickheads