Placements de produits [English translation]

[Verse 1: Maxenss]

No, I'm not a sellout, but I've got things to sell

Cordon Bleu by Père Dodu has a legendary taste

Scooter Decathalon full speed ahead on the handlebars

I skid on this song, drinking Cadolac

Come on, buy all my secret products

Convince them1 to try them2, you're gonna start using them

Watch Formula 1 on a great, cozy bed

A formula3 for 10 euros, baby, I'll bring you to a fast lunch

Then we'll brush our teeth with the new Oral-B4

Its easy, you just press here and it starts turning

You clown around, you're not very sane

I'll clean your Art Et Fenêtre5 windows with Apta Vitres6

Have a cut? Use Hansaplast7

A virus? Use Avast8

Ding Dong? Get a Wellington9

Oh it's a nice floor? Use Ocedar10

Lucas11, tell them that the products I reccomend are good

And we're giving stuff away for clicks, we do promotions

I drink Freeway Cola in this song that persuades you

Big thank you to tonton12 that owns Pizza Tony

[Chorus: Squeezie & Maxenss]

I do product placements because I need YouTube Money

I do product placements but they disappoint my subscribers

I do product placements even if I regret it sometimes

I do product placements yeah, from tomorrow on, I'll be rolling in gold

I do product placements because I need YouTube Money

I do product placements but they disappoint my subscribers

I do product placements even if I regret it sometimes

I do product placements yeah, from tomorrow on I'll be rolling in gold

[Verse 2: Squeezie]

Playing Habbo Hotel with my girl on the phone

I'm sad to say I ran out of data, I might start using "Passer chez Sosh13"14

I prepare my Vico Mashed Potatoes, I try to turn on my Wiko phonr

It doesn't work, I'm gonna go see my friends. I'm cool, I'm bringing Ficellos15

The girl with me has no pain, I'll fix you up all nice like the backscratcher from Foir'Fouille

I know you're checking me out from afar, come for a feast tonight, don't be scared

Cassoulet Cassegrain16 or why not William Saurin17

How about a drink of Marque Repère18, but there's always Green Giant19

I'll take you to a restaurant, probably the Buffalo Grill20 or Hippo Grill21

Grilled food or salad, I'll pay, I'm being serious

Shit, there's sauce on my pants, she's gonna notice (she's gonna notice)

I have my Vanish Oxi Action22 to clean it off (to clean it off)

I'll take you to the beach even though I don't know how to swim (I'm a gangster)

I'll watch your body while I drink some Shandy (I'm also a pervert)

[Chorus: Squeezie & Maxenss]

I do product placements because I need YouTube Money

I do product placements but they disappoint my subscribers

I do product placements even if I regret it sometimes

I do product placements yeah, from tomorrow on, I'll be rolling in gold

I do product placements because I need YouTube Money

I do product placements but they disappoint my subscribers

I do product placements even if I regret it sometimes

I do product placements yeah, from tomorrow on I'll be rolling in gold

[Bridge: Squeezie & Maxenss]

Maxence, I believe we have a problem

What's wrong, Lucas?

We're getting less and less views and people are unsubscribing

Oh no, that can't be true, do you think we fucked up?

[Chorus: Squeezie & Maxenss]

I no longer do product placements because I wanted my dignity back

I no longer do product placements because I lost all my subscribers doing them

I no longer do product placements and it's too late for regrets

I no longer do product placements even though now I'm rolling in gold

I no longer do product placements because I wanted my dignity back

I no longer do product placements because I lost all my subscribers doing them

I no longer do product placements and it's too late for regrets

I no longer do product placements even though now I'm rolling in gold

1. His subscribers2. The products he advertises3. a wine4. toothbrush5. A French window company6. A French window cleaner7. A band-aid brand8. An Anti-Virus software9. A type of watch10. A brand of floor cleaner11. Squeezie, a popular French YouTuber12. A French pizza place13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwOFW_rMBCY14. Sosh is a French cell phone company that is owned by the cellphone/Internet company "Orange"15. String cheese http://www.cheestrings.ca/en/16. A type of stew17. A company that makes casseroles (among many other things)18. A brand of fruit juice19. A brand of packaged vegetables20. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_Grill21. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus_(restaurant)22. A brand of laundry detergent