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All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes lyrics
All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes lyrics
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All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes lyrics

[Intro]

I don't want a date for Christmas

I don't need a mouth to feed

I don't want to buy you dinner

Or to take you home with me

I just want them on my phone

Take some pics when you're alone

Send some video too

All I want for Christmas is nudes

[Verse 1]

I don't want a lot for Christmas, just a couple shots I need

I don't want 'em dark or blurry taken on your iPhone 3

You don't need to know my number, send 'em to my burner phone

You can even send on Grindr, just as long as you stay home

[Chorus]

Cause I don't want you here tonight

Keep your distance, I'm alright

But, send me one or two

All I want for Christmas is nudes

[Verse 2]

I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, I won't even ask for blow

I just want an unlocked album, wrap it in a big red bow

Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa too

Gonna get me naughty listed, with a hole-y pic from you

[Chorus]

Sexy selfies in ring light

Cropped and filtered, that's alright

Maybe some Facetune

All I want for Christmas is nudes

[Bridge]

(Ba-da-bah!)

Oh, I know you're only an Uber ride away

(Ba-da-bah!)

And oh, you could come over, but I wish you would stay

Oh, the snow is blowing, it's too cold for mistle-hoe-ing

Baby, don't regift, take a JPEG or a TIFF

And if you don't, you can sashay away-ay-ay-ay

[Verse 3]

I don't need you up my chimney, you can stay in Bethlehem

I just wanna hear your sleigh bells sliding into my DMs

[Chorus]

Maybe with enough egg nog

After New Years, we can talk

But until we do

All I want for Christmas is nudes

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