Il Ballo Dell'Estate [English translation]

Put your hand on your head

And rotate your hair counterclockwise

Cross your right knee with your left elbow

Viva the summer dance!

One day I was on the beach and it was hot

There was a lot of sand and some green dinosaurs

I was thinking it was really really hot

When I met a beautiful girl, who told me, to break the ice:

"It's really hot, my popsicle's blown up"

I tell her: "Don't worry, I've got the solution: let's dance the summer dance!"

Put your finger in your throat

And rotate your teeth counterclockwise

Cross your right foot with a soup

Viva the summer dance!

(OK guys, are you ready for the summer dance? There's nothing better than the summer dance when it's so hot. Okay, so shake your forks, yes, like that! Now raise your right shoulder and put it on your knee and rotate your liver, well done, like that! And now get into the pool full of sharks!)

One day I was in the mountains and it was a thousand degrees

All life forms had died out a long time before

And I confess I wasn't really feeling fine, too

But luckily my talking dog told me: "Don't be afraid!"

And he handed me a fork and I immediately understood

It was time for the summer dance

Punch a wall

And eat a bean in New Zealand

Throw yourself off a running bus and do a pirouette

Viva the summer dance

Eat a banana

And do a somersault in a banana

Jump up three times, jump down twice

This is the summer dance

(Very well guys, are you ready for the summer dance? Good! Jump to right once, to left twice, once back, once forward, once into the future, once into the past, then go to the bank, in the city, a laser jump, a jump onto Obama, an elephant's jump, a small jump to infinity and beyond, four jumps in the pan1 and now throw your fork in the eye of someone near you, join your hands and vomit very hard! Done? Good! Now the final part of the dance! Are you ready? The atomic blast!!)

1. Italian easy-to-cook food brand