Minha Sogra Parece Sapatão [English translation]

I don't want to joke with my mother in law

I have a lot of respect for her

She drinks rum and smoke cigars

She has a mustache and hair on her chest

I do not know, my mother looks like a lesbian

I do not know, my mother looks like a lesbian

See that damn woman

To enjoy the confusion

She set my shack on fire

And broke my television

Still tore all my clothes

And threw away my mattress

She's loves to give advice

And any little thing sets her off

She just walks every morning

With a group of woman who are a pain in the ass

When she's sleeping she snores so loud

That it sounds like a thunderstorm

When the hustler messes with her

There is that commotion

She does this for the smart guy

What are you after young man?

The fruit that you like

I eat it until the core