Are You Sitting Comfortably lyrics

Are you sitting comfortably?

Are your things set for the morning

Are the kids asleep and snoring

Is the mess that you're ignoring

Shoved away in some old hole

And have you sorted out the heating

Typed your notes out for your meeting

Can you see your loved ones eating

While they’re scrolling through their phones

And the days and the weeks may pass us by

As we fill up every moment till we die

But even when we know we've finished

All the jobs we've got

There will always be

Something we’ve forgot

Are you sitting comfortably?

Are the pots stacked into towers

Did you send your Mam some flowers

Have you totalled up the hours

You've got left free in the day

Is there some left for your marriage

Drop the car off in the garage

Write the jobs that you can't manage

On a list and walk away

And the days and the weeks may pass us by

As we fill up every moment till we die

But even when we know we've finished

All the jobs we've got

There will always be

Something we've forgot

Are you really very sure

Though the facts could not be truer

Your intentions were so pure

In the arguments you made

Have you still kept your comforts near

Had your two nights off the beer

Made your excuse sound sincere

When you're late for work again

And the days and the weeks may pass us by

As we fill up every moment till we die

But even when we know we've finished

All the jobs we’ve got

There will always be

Something we’ve forgot

Are you sitting comfortably?

Well, if you are

Then we can begin