I en sofa fra IKEA [English translation]

In a couch from IKEA, Dad sits and beats Mom

It's TV night and Mom has spilled some beer on the living room table

So now Dad is swearing and beating Mom and using taboo words

In a couch from IKEA, Mom sits and pulls Dad by the hair

In huge chunks, Mom rips out all of the hair he has

Then Dad goes to karate classes and Mom goes to the bar

In a couch from IKEA, Dad sits and beats Mom

Dad gets strong when he gets angry and Dads gets angry when he thinks

That his wife is cheating on him with her boss at his office

In a couch from IKEA, Mom sits and claws at Dad

And then they scream and rip off the clothes they wear

And then they do what makes Mom a mother and Dad a father

In a couch from IKEA, Mom lies and Mom is dead

Then the kids go to an orphanage and Dad on bread and water

That was today's little sunshine, sincerely Wam & Vennerød