Harold:
You might think I know it all
And maybe I'm headin' for a fall
I'm just that brainiac guy
Left alone to sit and cry.
Honey...
I have some questions for you first
Girl...
Take some time to school me
Quench my thirst... for knowledge
Cause, gosh!
I just gotta know...
How'd you get so hot?
Justin and Trent:
Baby!
Harold:
You're so smokin' hot!
Justin and Trent:
Baby!
Harold:
My physics know-how ain't got a hope
Of explaining why your butt's so dope
Justin and Trent:
Baby, Baby
Harold:
You bend my space time continuum
Justin and Trent:
Baby, Baby
Harold:
Then you shake what your mama gave you-em!
Justin and Trent:
Baby, Baby
I don't even hardly know my name.
Justin and Trent:
Baby, Baby
Harold:
Cause when you walk in the room, nobody lookin' the same!
Trent:
Baby!
Justin:
Baby!
Harold:
Baby! (beat boxes) Gosh! (beat boxes)
Geoff:
Uh, you think we might need to get some security out here?
Blaineley:
Marry me, Justin! (faints)
Harold:
Alright!
I demand a scientific investigation
To whether you're even from the human nation
I swear you're changing my molecular structure
With all your sexy ions
You make my heart rupture!