Los caminos del señor [English translation]

The other day in a church,

that was a holy day,

I had an amnesia attack,

I couldn't remember

to who I went to pray,

me, who feels for Jesus

me, who feels for Jesus

shivers!

Imagine my problem,

any other without my faith

surely would curse

or go for a coffee,

but I didn't falter

I couldn't be there

I couldn't be there

just because!

"I've lost my memory"

I explained to a holy fellow,

do a short prayer

or a Salve to the intention

I have a great mess,

I don't understand, deary me

I don't understand, deary me

what am I doing here!

"Calm" said the blessed,

"for my honor of sacristan

I'll pray to Saint Cucufato

your memory will return

or his balls will suffer"

And he tied a noose to him

And he tied a noose to him

how cruel!

I recovered completely

thanks to his intervention

the memory and a lighter

that wasn't in the prayer

that's devotion!

It also had

It also had

lots of gas!

I lit an altar boy on fire

and punched the sacristan

and emptied the collection plate

for Saint Cosme and Saint Damian

remembering that my plan

was getting into this place

was getting into this place

for stealing!

You, who never goes to the temple,

you who are in the mistake,

take example of my story,

rectify sinner

and walk fearless

the roads of the lord

the roads of the lord

Yes sir!