Listen... I'd like to be a bellhop in a hotel
Look... imagine how many things there must be to see
Think... just how interesting it must be
When a beautiful blond says what to do
And get up for her, get the suitcases up
Open for her, open the door for her
Put her in, put the luggage in
And show her all your hospitality
Pass her, pass her to the back
Lower her, lower the curtain
Then the best, then the best
When the tip comes
Listen... I'd like to be a bellhop in a hotel
Look... imagine how many things there must be to see
Think... just how interesting it must be
When a beautiful blond says what to do
And get up for her, get the suitcases up
Open for her, open the door for her
Put her in, put the luggage in
And show her all your hospitality
Pass her, pass her to the back
Lower her, lower the curtain
Then the best, then the best
When the tip comes