Too Drunk to Fuck

I went to a party

And I danced all night

I drank myself 16 beers

And started up a fight

Now, I think I’m jaded

Ooh, I’m out of luck

I'm rolling down, I’m rolling down them stairs

Too drunk to fuck

I’m too drunk, and you're too drunk

Rolling down them stairs, too drunk to fuck

You know I liked his stories

And I loved his gun

Him shooting down truck tires

Oh my god, that sounds like loads of fun

But in my room

I wished that you were dead

You bawl like the baby

In Eraserhead

'Cause I’m too drunk, and you’re too drunk

Rolling down them stairs, too drunk to fuck

[Echoism]

I’m too drunk, and you’re too drunk

Rolling down them stairs, too drunk to fuck

[spoken:]

He gave me head

It made it worse

I said, take out your retainer

And put it in your purse

'Cause I’m too drunk , and you're too drunk

I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck

[Echoism]

I’m too drunk

And you’re too drunk

Rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck