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This is what there is,
This is what there is if you're looking ,
for a good boy this is what's available.
This is what there is,
This is what there is if you're looking
Dear this is what there is.
I don't have a father with money,
Nor a great last name,
French I don't speak squat,
And I've never been skiing,
I work all night,
I don't do drugs and my shape I take care of,
My queen I want you to know,
I sincerely tell you that:
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I comb my hair the best I can,
Very clean and groomed,
I wear new undergarments,
And I even wear cologne,
I go to my mother-in-law's,
Smelling like Camay soap
She opens the door,
And I say "This is what there is"
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I'm an elegant guy,
And I try to be sincere
I don't like drinking wine
I have no money either,
But that doesn't matter to me
Because I dont have a schedule,
Ma'am I want you to know that either way
I'm taking your daughter.
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